- TROUSERSHARK
Clever Nicknames- C. carcharias bracatus; Sharkpants
Length- 6 meters (20 ft)
Weight- 2,268 kilograms (5000 pounds)
Waist- 52
Inseam- 36
Catchphrase- "Meeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaat"
Known Associates- Pilot fish wearing cargo shorts
Arch-enemies- Peter Benchley, Steven Spielberg, pants that are dry-clean only; wedgies.
Favorite Food- Meat; meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat
Least Favorite Food- Not meat